Makoevers- why can't I get one??

Okay, so here’s my bitch for today:
There are countless shows on tv and every month a magazine shows makeovers. I’m jealous! Why can’t I get a makeover? How do these people get chosen to receive a makeover?
I’ve made it this far in my life and I still make all of the wrong choices in clothes, makeup and hair. Why can’t there be companies that can give that to you? I’d be willing to pay for it (so long as it’s reasonable). Or why can’t I get chosen for one of those shows/magazines?  

And I want my cake and eat it too! I want to keep the clothes! ;)

Thanks for letting me bitch!

Annie