Mama's Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

‘Why?’ my daughter asked.

‘Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, And probably has germs,’ I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at Me with total admiration and asked, ‘Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.’

I was thinking quickly and replied, ‘All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a mama.’

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
Pondering this new information.
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Oh.....I get it!’ she beamed, ‘So if you don’t Pass the test you have to be the dad.’ ‘Exactly,’ I replied with a big smile on my face.

This was sent to me by Carine, I don’t know who wrote it, but it’s toooo funny,