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  • Mathematics - This is Brilliant! lol

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    5 posts, 5 voices, 1850 views, started Sep 30, 2011

    Posted on Friday, September 30, 2011 by Ageloc

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    • Amethyst
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      What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

      Ever wonder about those people who say they
      are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
      those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

      How about achieving 103%?

      What makes up 100% in life?

      Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
      you answer these questions:

      If:
      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

      Is represented as:
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

      Then:

      H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

      And

      K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

      But ,

      A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

      And,

      B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
      2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

      AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

      A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

      So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
      that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
      and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass
      Kissing that will put you over the top.

      Now you know why some people are where they are!

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