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  • NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

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    6 posts, 6 voices, 987 views, started Jun 10, 2009

    Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by Tina Sickinger

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    • Carnelian
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      THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN BY PARENTS IN A MEMPHIS SCHOOL DISTRICT. THE SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT INTACT. ENJOY!

       1.) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute Him.

       2.) Please exkuce lisa for being absent She was sick and I had her shot

       3.) Dear school: please ecsc’s john Being absent on jan.28,29,30,31,31 and also 33..

       4.) Please excuse gloria from jim today..She is Administrating.

       5.)Please excuse roland from p..e.For Afew days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

       6.) John has been absent because he had two teethtaken out of his face.

       7.)Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

       8.Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

       9.) Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
      10.) Please excuse ray friday from school. he has very loose vowels.
      11.) Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday he had diarrhea and his boots leak.
      12.) Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe shits.
      13.) Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. we forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch and when we found it monday we thought it was sunday.
      14.)I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
      15.) Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
      16.) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
      17.)Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
      18.) Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
      19.) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.
      20.)Maryann was absent from school december 11-16 because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

      Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids!!estatic

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