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    5 posts, 5 voices, 863 views, started Jan 4, 2010

    Posted on Monday, January 4, 2010

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      Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering
      near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.  

      We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and
      whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current
      fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
      following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:  

      1. A nose ring and bifocals
      2. Spiked hair and bald spots
      3. A pierced tongue and dentures
      4. Mini skirts and support hose
      5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
      6. Speedo’s and cellulite
      7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
      8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
      9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
      10. Bikinis and liver spots
      11. Short shorts and varicose veins
      12. Inline skates and a walker  

      And last , but not least
      13. Thongs and Depends  

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