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  • Shrink vs. The Bartender

    6 posts, 6 voices, 902 views, started Aug 23, 2010

    Posted on Monday, August 23, 2010 by Denis B




    • Aquamarine
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      EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I‘VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF  SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT  NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

      I’ve got problems. Every time  I go to bed I think there’s somebody under
      it. I’m scared. I think I’m going  crazy.’

       ‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’  said the shrink..
      ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid
      of those fears...’

      ‘How much do you charge?’  

      ‘Eighty  dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

      ‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I  said.

      Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you  come
      to see me about those fears you were having?’ he  asked.

      ‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a
      year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy
      to  have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

      ‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and  how, may I ask, did a
      bartender cure you?’
      ‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain’t nobody  under there now!!!’

      SCREW THE SHRINKS... HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A  BARTENDER!






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