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  • Smart Monkey

    2 posts, 2 voices, 601 views, started Nov 23, 2008

    Posted on Sunday, November 23, 2008 by (華娃娃) ChinaDoll


    • Diamond

      A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. He grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone’s amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.
      The bartender yells at the man, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
      “No, what?” the man asks.
      “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!” the bartender says.
      “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the man. “He eats everything in sight. Sorry. I’ll pay for the cue ball.”
      The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the billiard ball, picks up his monkey, admonishing him with a “Bad monkey!” and leaves.
      Two weeks later the man returns to the bar and, again, has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and, once again, the monkey starts running around the bar. He finds a maraschino cherry on a table, grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. He does the same thing with a peanut.
      The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he says.
      “No, what?” replies the man.
      “He just stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!” says the bartender.
      “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the man. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first!”


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