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  • Sunday Morning Church Bells

    4 posts, 4 voices, 667 views, started Mar 20, 2009

    Posted on Friday, March 20, 2009 by Kellyc

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    • Amethyst
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      I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling . . .

          Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie

          went

          straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother

          and try and provide some comfort to her.

          When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother

          replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday

          Morning.”

          Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old

          having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

          “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our

          advanced

          age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells

          would

          start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.  Nice and slow and even

          . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

          She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive

          if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.



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