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  • TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

    8 posts, 8 voices, 623 views, started Nov 19, 2008

    Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 by Mztracy

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    • Turquoise
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      ‘1’  

      Blaming your farts on me.....  

      not funny... not funny at all !!!  

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      ‘2’  

      Yelling at me for barking.  

      I‘M A DAMN DOG  

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      ’ 3’  

      Taking me for a walk, then  

      not letting me check stuff out.  

      Exactly whose walk is this anyway?  

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      ‘4’  

      Any trick that involves balancing  

      food on my nose.  

      Stop it!  

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      ‘5’  

      Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  

      Now you know why we chew your stuff  

      up when you‘re not home.  

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      ‘6’  

      The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  

      You fooled a dog!  Whoooo Hoooooooo what  

      a proud moment for the top of the food chain.    

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      ‘7’  

      Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip‘, then acting  

      surprised when I freak out every time we go back!  

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      ‘8’  

      Gettin g upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.    

      Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing  

      yet.  

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      ‘9’  

      Dog sweaters. Hello ???  

      Haven’t you noticed the fur?  

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      ‘10’  

      How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  

      Look, we both know the truth. You‘re just jealous.  

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      Now lay off me on some of these things.  

      We both know who’s boss here!  

      You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?  

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      EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.  

      A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.  

      CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!



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