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  • That Age Thing

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    7 posts, 7 voices, 721 views, started Mar 31, 2009

    Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 by Cmrobert

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    • Garnett
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      HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN‘T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU‘LL LOVE THIS  ONE.

      MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE  WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

      I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE  SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

      COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,  WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED  ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

      THIS BALDING,GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE  DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

      AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. ‘YES. YES, I DID.  I‘M A MUSTANG,’ HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?’  I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, ‘IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?’ YOU WERE IN MY LASS!‘, I EXCLAIMED.

      HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT  UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

      ‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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