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  • The 10 Commandment~ (Ebonics Style) LOL

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    6 posts, 6 voices, 1300 views, started May 10, 2011

    Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 by Denise Richardson

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      For Those Who Cannot Understand King James version.

      TEN COMMANDMENTS
      EBONICS STYLE
      Sometimes you have to get the message across as best we can. Try this for those who can't understand the King James
      Version:  

      1. I'm God. Don't play me.  (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have anyother gods before me.)  

      2.Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.  (Thou shalt not have any graven images)  

      3.Don't be callin' me for no reason.  (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)      

      4.Y'all betta be in church on Saturday/Sunday, and not just the Saturday/Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)      

      5.Don't dis or cuss out yo momma . . .  and if you know who ya daddy is,don't dis him neither.   (Honor thy father and thy mother)  

      6.Don't be goin' on no drive bys.  (Thou shalt not kill)

      7.Stick to ya own Boo.  (Thou shalt not commit adultery)  

      8.Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)    

      9.Don’t be lyin’ on the otha‘man to save your behind.(*Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)*    

      10.Don’t be eyein’ (skeeming) yo homie’s crib, ride, woman, or nuttin*.(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).*
      Le‘me hear ya say, “Aman!!”

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