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  • The 1st Night of the Newly Weds

    11 posts, 10 voices, 680 views, started Mar 11, 2009

    Posted on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 by (華娃娃) ChinaDoll

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    • Diamond
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      A Chinese couple got married in ancient time.  They had no sex education and both were virgins back then.

      The parents of the groom were nervous about if their son would know what to do.  They sneaked behind the closed door and listened.  This was what they heard:

      First was chattering and later giggling.
      She said, “I will hold that for you.”
      He said, “Sure, please hold that tight.”
      She said, “I will! Is this too tight?”
      He said, “No, it is just right. Now, as I pull or push, may sure you keep holding it as tight.”
      She said, “Sure”
      She said, “Are you in?”
      He said, “Not yet but getting there.”
      She said “Come on.”
      He said, “I am trying my best. This is soft. I have to handle with care for I don’t want to break it.”
      She said “You are right. I can understand that completely.”
      He filled with joy in his voice “I am in! I am in!”
      She said “That’s great! How wonderful!”
      He said “Now, I am going to pull - but not to fast and not to strong - hold on.”
      She said “OK.”
      He said “Hm, I need to push in a little bit more.”
      She said “Go right ahead. I am fine with that.”
      He said “Ok, how are you?”
      She said “I am squeezing it tight.”
      He said “Great....I now will do it as hard and as fast. Are you ready?”
      She said “I am set”
      He said “On your mark, 1-2-3 go”
      Then a loud noise came through as if someone fell on the floor with furniture being knocked down.

      The parents then left, looking at each other with a smile on their faces.

      The next morning, the parents asked “So how did you two do last night?”

      They replied “We had so much fun in opening that bottle of wine with a corkscrew that American friend gave us!”

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      If you don’t smile and if you think this is dry, I am fine with this for this is not copied from anyone, rather it is from scratch by me... from my little silly head today. tongue out



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