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  • The beauty of Malaysian/Singaporean English !!

    1 posts, 1 voices, 682 views, started Mar 16, 2009

    Posted on Monday, March 16, 2009 by (華娃娃) ChinaDoll


    • Diamond

      My sister sent this to me.  I think it apply to Chinese as well.  I was like that many years ago.

      You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

      Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.  Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

      1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
      But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
      The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
      I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
      So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
      Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
      10 God he run away.

      10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
      Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
      He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
      He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down!
      I don’t understand.
      I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.


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