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  • The beauty of Malaysian/Singaporean English !!

    1 posts, 1 voices, 674 views, started Mar 16, 2009

    Posted on Monday, March 16, 2009 by (華娃娃) ChinaDoll

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      My sister sent this to me.  I think it apply to Chinese as well.  I was like that many years ago.
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      You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

      Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.  Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

      1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
      But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
      The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
      I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
      So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
      Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
      10 God he run away.

      10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
      Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
      He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
      He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down!
      I don’t understand.
      I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.



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