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  • The Pastor's A** (For Mature Minds Only) LOL

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    6 posts, 6 voices, 797 views, started May 16, 2011

    Posted on Monday, May 16, 2011 by Denise Richardson

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      The Pastor’s Ass  

      The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

      The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

      The local paper read:

      PASTOR‘S ASS OUT FRONT

      The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

      The next day the local paper deadline read:  

      BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR‘S ASS

      This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

      The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

      The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

      NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

      The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so
      she sold it to a farmer for $10

      The next day the paper read:

      NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

      This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

      The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
      IS WILD AND FREE

      The Bishop was buried the next day

      The moral of the story is . . . being
      concerned about public opinion
      can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

      So be yourself and enjoy life.

      Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

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