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  • The Value of a Woman

    7 posts, 7 voices, 737 views, started Jan 26, 2009

    Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 by Daphne

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    • Carnelian
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      For those of you that are of the age already to appreciate this great message from Andy Rooney or are wise enough to comprehend what all younger women have to look forward to:

      Andy Rooney says,
      "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why":

      An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

      An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her.  

      An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships"and "commitments." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

      Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

      Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often even when it is undeserved.

      An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.

      A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

      Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always already know.

      An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of most younger women (nor of drag queens).

      Once you get past your fear of a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido is stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.

      Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never have even dreamed of.

      (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

      Older women are forthright and honest. They tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

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      Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it is not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.  

      Ladies, I apologize for all of us.

      That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've become, without the distraction of some demanding old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity.  

      Gotta love Andy Rooney!!!



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