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  • Three Jokes

    3 posts, 3 voices, 570 views, started Jan 6, 2009

    Posted on Tuesday, January 6, 2009 by (華娃娃) ChinaDoll

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      A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.

      “OK” he said, re-entering the crowded bar “I’m gonna have one more drink and if my horse ain’t back by then, the same thing will happen here that happened in Dodge City.”

      With that several of the cowboys ran out of the saloon and within minutes one had returned to tell him that they’d found his horse for him. As he turned to leave the bartender stopped him.

      “Excuse me stranger” he said, “but what happened in Dodge City?”

      The cowboy replied, “I had to walk home!”

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      A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

      When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

      The blonde said, “I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

      The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized? ”

      The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.”

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      Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

      The first man had married a woman from Philadelphia and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

      The second man had married a woman from Cleveland. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

      The third man married a girl from Idaho. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.



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