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  • Tuesday Funny!

    4 posts, 4 voices, 577 views, started Feb 3, 2009

    Posted on Tuesday, February 3, 2009 by Ms-kay

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    • Carnelian
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      Cold Hearted Women @ The Pearly Gates
      Comparing cold stories in heaven...

      1st woman: "I froze to death."

      2nd woman: "How horrible."

      1st woman: "It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

      2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the room watching TV."

      1st woman: "So what happened?"

      2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

      1st woman: "Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer, we’d both be alive..."

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          3sa wrote Feb 3, 2009
        • LOL heard that one before and it’s still funny!



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          Ms-kay wrote Feb 3, 2009
        • What about this one?

          There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

          Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

          “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

          “I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”



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          Jenni0811 wrote Feb 3, 2009
        • hahahahahahahaha...

          Both keepers!!



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