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  • What Religion Is Your Bra?

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    5 posts, 5 voices, 2460 views, started Oct 19, 2010

    Posted on Tuesday, October 19, 2010 by Yana Berlin




    • Diamond
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      A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy ’s  

       And shyly walked up to  

       The woman behind the counter and said,  

       “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ”

       What type of bra?” Asked the clerk.
      Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”
      “Look around,” Said the saleslady,
      As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
      and material imaginable.
      “Actually, Even with all of this variety,  

       There are really only
      Four types of bras to choose from.”

        

      Relieved, the man asked
      About the types.  

       The saleslady replied:

        

      There are the Catholic,
      The Salvation Army,
      The Presbyterian, and
      The Baptist types.  

       Which one would you prefer?”

        

       Now totally befuddled,  

       The man asked about  

       the differences between them.

       The Saleslady responded,  

       “It  is all really quite simple. ...

        

       The Catholic type supports the masses;

        The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;  

       The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;  

       and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”

          

       Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H
      are the letters used to define bra sizes?

       If you have wondered why,  

       but couldn’t figure out what  

       the letters stood for, it's about time  

       you became informed!

        

       {A} Almost Boobs...

       {B} Barely there...

       {C} Can’t Complain!...

       {D} Dang!...

       {DD} Double dang!.....

       {E} Enormous!...

       {F} Fake...

       {G} Get a Reduction...

       {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!...

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