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  • Who is the best patient?

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    2 posts, 2 voices, 650 views, started Jul 16, 2010

    Posted on Friday, July 16, 2010 by Yana Berlin




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      Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

      The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered‘.

      The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded‘.

      The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order‘.

      The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would‘.

      But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You‘re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable!’

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