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  • Zen Sarcasm

    1 posts, 1 voices, 485 views, started Nov 4, 2008

    Posted on Tuesday, November 4, 2008 by Mztracy

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    • Turquoise
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      1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
      may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the
      hell alone.  

      2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
      tire.

      3. It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you‘re going to steal your
      neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.  

      4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

      5. Always remember that you‘re unique. Just like everyone else.

      6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.  

      7. If you think nobody cares if you‘re alive, try missing a couple of your
      car payments.

      8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
      way, when you criticize them, you‘re a mile away and you have their shoes.  

      9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

      10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
      he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

      11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
      worth it.

      12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

      13. Some days you‘re the bug; some days you‘re the windshield.

      14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.  

      15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
      back in your pocket.

      16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

      17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force‘. It has a light side and a dark side, and
      it holds the universe together.

      18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

      19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

      20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.  

      21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

      22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
      the same night



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