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  • Zodiac Lightbulb Jokes

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    9 posts, 8 voices, 1322 views, started May 21, 2009

    Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2009

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      Pearl
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      Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

      Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: What, me move?

      Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: 2

      Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

      Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

      Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

      Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Libras can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

      Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: None. They LIKE the dark.

      Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

      Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: The light’s fine as it is.

      Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

      Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: What light bulb?

      Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: “Don’t ask me now, Mercury’s retrograde!”

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