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What’s Your Joke Of The Day?

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol
That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears,
he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,‘Darling, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?’ Carol agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carol ’s shoulder and said, ‘Darling?
Please? Just one more time before I die?’ he agreed, and then
afterward she rolled over and fell asleep Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.‘Darling, I only have four hours left! Could we...?’

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,‘Listen,

I’m not  trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you
don’t......’

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    • 0 votes vote up vote up

      Kissalicious wrote Dec 8, 2008
    • I don’t know if this qualifies as Joke of the Day... but it definitely is worthy of a laugh estatic

      This weekend I had to insist that the boys go with me to pick up their brother @ his girlfriend’s house. They both wanted to stay home alone. The following was their response:

      "Mom, it's okay if we stay home alone because together we're 18" - 9yr old twins

      By the way I said no way!! happy LoL!!




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      Vikki Hall wrote Dec 8, 2008
    • ANTHRAX SCARE AT FORD FIELD
      Detroit, Michigan - Wednesday, December 3, 2008—
      Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two
      hours this afternoon
      after a player reported finding an unknown white powder
      substance on the
      practice field. Head coach Rod Marinelli immediately
      suspended practice while
      police and federal agents were called in to investigate.
      After doing a complete
      analysis, Michigan State Police forensic experts
      determined that the white
      substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
      Practice was resumed
      after the forensic experts decided the team was unlikely
      to encounter the
       substance again.




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      Kissalicious wrote Dec 8, 2008
    • vikki89: hilarious lmao!!! oh but i feel so bad for them frown
      Go Lions!!




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    • 0 votes vote up vote up

      Vikki Hall wrote Dec 8, 2008
    • I know, I know! I am a true fan of all Detroit Teams but living here in Titan country it’s hard to root for the Lions. On the bright side tho they should get 1st draft pick.




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