Obnoxious kiosks at the mall. Today I was feeling pretty good, did the hair make up, etc. By the time I walked out of the mall I felt like why did I leave my home. Imagine walking really tall then after passing by 3 kiosks walking w/your head way down. First booth she had a new product from dead sea- I felt bad she must be bored so I sat down, within 5 min. she told me about my puffy eyes, wrinkles on my eyes, laugh lines, texture of my face-all not good. Walked by the next booth he was telling me by using his hair device how much better I will look (I have one already!). Walked by the 3rd booth trying to tell me I would look much better if I lost weight by drinking their stuff (Im a size 7).
After being put down I didnt feel like doing anything but hiding in a dark closet!!
I could do a stand up comedian act on this!!!