Two lessons learned yesterday, well let me tell you a short story.....

My daughter and I stepped out just for a few so she decided to just throw on her furry boots with her shorts and a sweat jacket, she thought it was funny, yeah we laughed. (it was about 45 degrees and flurries)

Don't try to guess, just stay with me...LOL  

Anyway, on the way back home I thought I would run into Drug Mart and grabs some bread, so I parked and jumped out thinking she wasn’t going in, but then I heard the car door shut and turned to late to see she had got out of the car also....bad news, purse, keys, phones all in the car, locked up!

We stood there in amazement.  We couldn’t call anybody because we don’t know their numbers by heart, we didn’t have any money, except my debit card, the Police wouldn’t open our doors because it was not an emergency. No phone booth, and the store wouldn’t let us call long distance to call my mother to call somebody for us.

We were about 2.5 miles out from our house, it was getting dark, I had an extra key at home, without thinking we decided to walk home and ask the our neighbor to bring us back.

Cold Cold Cold, we did not feel our feet or ears or fingers anymore, people were lookin at my daughter in shorts and boots LOL.  I started itching beyond control (a condition I have when my body warms up too fast), I was crying and laughing, my daughter was frozen.  

We made it, feeling stupid and we should have called a taxi.  Then my neighbor wasn’t home!!!!!!!!!!!OMG

Called my daughter who lives 20 minutes away. END OF STORY, as she laughed....

Lesson:  Learn phone numbers, don’t count on electronics
Lesson: Never leave keys in car for teenager to lesson to music
Lesson:  Always dress incase something stupid happens!

Her secrets at age 115: Crispy bacon and sweets
The world's oldest person enjoys simple pleasures — like candy

Likes sweets and bacon
Not one to make a big deal of her stature, Baines enjoys life’s simple pleasures, such as extra crispy bacon and sweets, as well as daily viewings of “The Price Is Right” and “Jerry Springer.”  

Gertrude Baines, born April 6, 1894, in Shellman, Georgia, to parents who were born into slavery.

Last fall, she cast her vote for Barack Obama in the general election. The only other time she voted was back in 1960, for President John F. Kennedy.  

This is truly amazing!  How long would you like to live?

Her secrets at age 115: Crispy bacon and sweets
The world's oldest person enjoys simple pleasures — like candy

Likes sweets and bacon
Not one to make a big deal of her stature, Baines enjoys life’s simple pleasures, such as extra crispy bacon and sweets, as well as daily viewings of “The Price Is Right” and “Jerry Springer.”  

Gertrude Baines, born April 6, 1894, in Shellman, Georgia, to parents who were born into slavery.

Last fall, she cast her vote for Barack Obama in the general election. The only other time she voted was back in 1960, for President John F. Kennedy.  

This is truly amazing!  How long would you like to live?

Honestly why did my ex stalk me on Facebook and then had the audacity to request me as a friend.  

I do not like this man at all, there is no hope of friendship whatsoever, so why is he requesting me as a friend.

I will tell you why, evil, nothing but evil, and I never underestimate evil.  He wants to pry into my life find out things and try to do some bitchy deeds.

I was very tempted to cuss him out but I resisted and just clicked ignore request.  I have not spoke to him or seen him in over a year since the divorce was final, he has emailed me some crap and now this but I never respond.  I guess it’s killing him.

This man did everything in his power to try to hurt me during the divorce, even sent an email to all my friends and coworkers filled with lies about me having an affair, I mean he actually made up a story and it was ALL lies, except one sentence where he stated I said, I am through and want a divorce.  

I just needed to vent, I’m angry that he is stalking me, I guess when he checked for me on facebook and saw my beautiful phote he was pissed all over again. LOL, oh well life is good what can I say?

Did he think all the evil things he tried to do to me was going to somehow alter my life for the bad, what an idiot, I just took all that evil and turned it over to God, and I’m blessed, happy and I guess it shows on my face.

Piss on the Devil!

I’ve learn to be very grateful for the simple things in this life.  

It has really allowed me to enjoy my life experiences truly and see things in this life I never thought I would see.

I love my grandchildren so much and I would do anything for them including give up my life.

Today my granddaughter, she is 3.5 years old, create a picture of me and her on her little pad thingie...

My daughter Amy sent it to me and it just bought tears to my eyes, and the love I felt was so amazing I thought my heart was going to burst open and flowers just fill the air.

I am so very grateful for her and I thank my God everyday for my family and friends!

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”  

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?”  

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, “OK.” And sinks the putt.  

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, “Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”  

The same stranger moves to his side and says, “Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”  

The golfer shrugs and says, “Sure.” And he makes an eagle.  

Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, “Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?”  

The golfer says, “Certainly.” And makes the eagle.  

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,“You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil and from now on you will have no sex life.”  

“Nice to meet you,” says the golfer. “My name’s Father O‘Malley.”