10 Things every woman needs to get rid of right now!!!

Another Glamour favorite from the January ‘08 issue

1.  Any really sincere desire to sleep with a celebrity.    

2.  Your “skinny” clothes that only fit after the stomach flu.

3.  Your sex tape!

4.  Cigarettes.

5.  Rage.  It may (very occasionally) be justified, but it is rarely worth being known as “the crazy lady in 2B”

6.  Any guy who doesn’t keep his word.

8.  That friend who always makes you feel worse about yourself instead of better.

9.  The agony you relive when you think of that really embarrassing thing you did........a year ago.

10.  Fear of flaunting-in bed, at the office, on the dance floor.  Be proud of what you’ve got.

Now my personal list of what to get rid of (some of these I have mentioned once or twice before)

1.  Any article of clothing that has any Christmas trees, candy canes, pumpkins, or Mickey Mouse on them....

2.  Nude color pantyhose.

3.  Birkenstocks and Mom Jeans

4.  Fake designer handbags  

5.  Big blow up decorations on your lawn  

6.  For you gals over 30.......any clothes that have writing on the rear end.

7.  Any guy that isn’t a gentleman.....CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD.

8.  A partner that cheats on you.

9.  Girls.......if you have a mustache........get rid of it!!  No bleach!!!!

10.  Guys........back hair........ditto..........NOT ONE BIT SEXY.....think ape.

11.  Granny panties or any old and ripped underwear/stretched out bras......life is to short not to wear beautiful lingerie.