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    5 posts, 5 voices, 1008 views, started Nov 23, 2009

    Posted on Monday, November 23, 2009


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      A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

      Dear Tech Support,

      Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

      In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
      Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and NFLFOOTBALL 4.1.

      Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

      Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
      What can I do?

      ___ _____ _____ ____

      DEAR Madam,

      First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1..0 is an operating system.

      Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
      If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

      However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.
      Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

      Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

      In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

      In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
      You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
      We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

      Good Luck Madam!!!
      Thanks and Regards,
      help desk

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